The only site that makes your links longer, not shorter. Because size matters.
NotShort
Welcome to the world's most over-engineered url shortener lengthener.
We take your short links and make them as long, confusing, and inefficient as possible. Why be short when you can be NotShort?
(Yes, we are serious. Unfortunately.)
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Why Choose NotShort?
Tired of short, boring links? NotShort is the revolutionary service you never knew you needed, dedicated to making your web addresses impressively long and confusing.
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More Characters, More Fun
We add tons of extra letters, numbers, and dashes. Because why not?
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Guaranteed Slowdown
Sharing links takes longer. Perfect for avoiding actual work.
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Confuse Your Friends
Send links that look important (but probably aren't).
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Totally Pointless
It's the core feature! Embrace the absurdity.
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Founder-Approved
Our founder is also our only investor. Talk about commitment (or confusion)!
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Anti-SEO Technology
Our links are specifically designed to confuse search engines. It's like stealth mode for the web!
Our Visionary Founder & Investor
Meet the one and only mastermind who believed in NotShort so much, he invested in himself. (No refunds.)
Kavin
"I believed in NotShort so much, I funded it myself. My wallet is still recovering."
~ The Founder and Investor ~
Our Confused Contributors
These brave souls write code that makes URLs longer instead of shorter. They still don't understand the assignment.
